THERE ARE 8 YEAR OLDS ON bROADWAY AND I TRIPPED PUTTING MY SOCK ON THIS M ORNING
There’s a guy in a town VERY near mine that’s walking around at midnight dressed as a clown breaking into people’s houses DOES THAT SOUND LIKE A HORROR MOVIE TO YOU BECAUSE IT DOES TO ME
SOMEONE GOT A PICTURE OF HIM AND I’M FUCKING HORRIFIED
Wow fuck no I’d move out in a second flat fuck that shit.
what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
"I need to pass this class"
*starts calculating what I need to get on tests and quizzes instead of actually studying for the class*
i think my parents are trying to have sex. All I can hear is mY MOTHER SAYING “WHOSE MY HEFTY MAN”
PLEASE GOD I’M TOO YOUNG TO EXPERIENCE THIS KIND OF EMOTIONAL SCARRING.
update: she was talking to my cat.
if ur lip gloss isnt poppin dont talk to me